Military Urine Chart Sticker

You know the chart. You’ve squinted at it in a porta-john at 0600 wondering if you’re combat-ready—or dangerously close to becoming a heat casualty. Now, it’s yours to slap on a water bottle, laptop, or barracks fridge.

This vinyl sticker is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the military’s favorite way of checking troop hydration: urine color. Whether you’re a vet who fondly remembers the phrase “If your pee is clear, you’re in the clear” or just want to make your friends question their life choices mid-sip, this one’s for you.

Features: Weatherproof & durable vinyl

Application: Perfect for laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and more

Size: 2.5x2.5”